{"id":12,"date":"2018-09-01T21:52:29","date_gmt":"2018-09-01T21:52:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=12"},"modified":"2018-09-01T22:18:48","modified_gmt":"2018-09-01T22:18:48","slug":"whiners","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/?page_id=12","title":{"rendered":"Whiners"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><b>\u00a0Butte\u2019s Piss &amp; Moan Runners present\u2026<\/b><br \/><b>The Whiner Award\u00a0<\/b>for the most professional (cry baby) pissin\u2019 &amp; moaning about nothing.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/croc-tear.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/croc-art-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-17\" style=\"float: left;\" srcset=\"http:\/\/buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/croc-art-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/croc-art.jpg 495w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Whiners beware. This award could soon belong to you.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The award has a long and inglorious history that is tightly bound to the origin of\u00a0<em>Butte&#8217;s Piss &amp; Moan Runners<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Since 1994, Bruce &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/reddog.jpg\">Red<\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/025Choquette.jpg\">Dog<\/a>&#8221; Robinson and the other founding Piss &amp; Moaners have met for morning coffee at Perkins Family Restaurant, and the late John &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/wulfman.jpg\">Wulfman<\/a>&#8221; Wulf was among that group.\u00a0 One morning over coffee in 1996, Wulfman complained incessantly about his previous day&#8217;s run with Bruce, and Wulf&#8217;s rash of negative comments inspired Bruce to formulate his fateful and now legendary plan. Bruce decided to tease the whining out of Wulf by presenting him with a tampon during the next morning&#8217;s coffee.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Wulf lovingly embraced the tampon and the idea behind it. He took the tampon home and taped it to the manila folder on which he began penning other runners&#8217; objections and excuses.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/wulfsaward.jpg\">tampon trophy<\/a>\u00a0eventually started being awarded to the club&#8217;s other whiners. And it is still circulating, but with a few added odds and ends collected over the years.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The award even developed rules of engagement &#8230; your whine must be witnessed by at least two other people, and once you &#8216;win&#8217; the award, you must keep and protect it until you award it to someone else.<\/p>\n<p>Current and past award winning whines:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;My chip time was a prime number and the gun time was not &#8230; But 3:23:19? \u00a0Beautiful prime numbers &#8211; I couldn&#8217;t have done better if I had tried. \u00a0And they publish 3:24:35 &#8211; a travesty.&#8221;\u00a0\u00a0\u2013\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/Whiners\/Photos\/BazzyMarathon2014.jpg\">Michele Bazzanella<\/a>, 21 July \u201814<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cIt&#8217;s too wet out for me.\u201d\u00a0\u2013\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/Whiners\/Photos\/GaryHoar2014.jpg\">Gary Hoar<\/a>, July\u00a0\u201814<\/span><\/p>\n<table>\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><strong>Special guest whiners&#8217; awards given to\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/Whiners\/Photos\/MTCUPCommittee.jpg\">3 members of the Montana Cup Committee<\/a>\u00a0after their July 7th tour of Butte&#8217;s planned MT Cup cross country race course at Grant-Kohrs Ranch. At the time of the tour, the course was flood-irigated, and the grass hay stood nipple-height, ready for harvest.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I have some concerns about the course&#8230; I am afraid we will have to take Team Helena back home in a big blue bus and two ambulances.&#8221; &#8212; Jeff Thomas, Helena<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;If we did see the course the biggest issue I see is the weeds. I still have bugs in my leg hair. I can\u2019t have people walk off the bus and hang around in the weeds for an entire day &#8230; I would like to have &#8211; if possible &#8211; a place that won\u2019t have everybody up to their armpits in weeds and a place that can be warm and\/or at least dry for the time when we aren\u2019t running.&#8221;\u00a0&#8212; Andy Tucknot, Missoula<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;&#8230;the condition of the grassy portions of the course &#8230; render those stretches really unsuitable for racing (I too went down actually [like Ray], but was saved embarrassment merely due to my position at the back of the pack \u2014 40% of us crashing while jogging the course isn&#8217;t a good sign). The threat of twisted ankles, broken legs, etc. struck me as very high&#8230;&#8221; &#8212; Patrick Judge, Helena<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;I cant believe I just got beat\u00a0by a pregnant lady!\u201d\u00a0\u2013\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/Whiners\/Photos\/TimNear18Aug12.jpg\">Tim Near<\/a>, 17\u00a0July\u00a0\u201812<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cDon&#8217;t start on me. I&#8217;m working on no sleep.\u201d\u00a0\u2013\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/Whiners\/Photos\/Bruce6-19-12.JPG\">Bruce Robinson<\/a>, 19 June\u00a0\u201812, in response to the statement &#8220;You don&#8217;t have your running clothes on.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;Can you believe the sh!t she talked me into?\u201d\u00a0<\/span>\u2013\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/Butte%20Races\/Vets%20Day\/Images\/2009\/AWJ.jpg\">Amber Wood-Jensen<\/a>, 24 April\u00a0\u201812<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;My balls are frozen and I don&#8217;t even have any!&#8221;\u00a0\u00a0\u2013\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/Whiners\/Photos\/AngieWellesApril12.jpg\">Angie Welles<\/a>, 7 April\u00a0\u201812. Being forewarned about snow, Angie still insisting on running through Durant Canyon. There was ancle-deep fresh snow there and the last long stretch was into a strong headwind. Afterward, Angie whined liberally, but many of her whines were too profane to exhibit publicly. The whine posted here was her &#8216;cleanest.&#8217;)<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;I hate running on the grass.\u201d\u00a0<\/span>\u2013\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/Butte%20Races\/Vets%20Day\/Images\/2009\/SusanK.jpg\">Susan Kaluza<\/a>, 16 Dec\u00a0\u201811<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;It&#8217;s cold out here.&#8221;\u00a0\u2013\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/Butte%20Races\/CDT-14K\/2011\/Photos\/Chapman\/93110.jpg\">Angie Welles<\/a>, 16 Dec\u00a0\u201811<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;worst 10k ive ever ran \ud83d\ude41\u00a0\u00a0 &#8230;SORE!\u201d\u00a0\u00a0\u2013\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/Whiners\/Photos\/AshleyC.jpg\">Ashley Choquette<\/a>, 13 August \u201811\u00a0successive Facebook posts re An Ri Ra run.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;Now I hate to break this to you, but as much as I like to declare with pride that we&#8217;ve not run a single workout on the track, I&#8217;m discovering that there are some runners itching to test their speed on that &#8216;evil oval&#8217;. We haven&#8217;t confirmed next week&#8217;s workout yet, but fair warning &#8211; we may be running in circles. If you&#8217;re looking for a workout where you get to chase your tail, then we hope you&#8217;ll join us.&#8221;\u00a0\u00a0\u2013\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/Whiners\/Photos\/MicheleBazzJuly11.JPG\">Michele Bazzanella<\/a>, 28 July \u201811email to Tuesday workout group.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cCan I just have a piggy-back down this?\u201d\u2013\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/Whiners\/Photos\/Ozzie2011.JPG\">Ozzie Rosenleaf<\/a>, 21 June \u201811<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;That warm-up was one to remember. Wow!!\u00a0&#8230; Jeff,\u00a0we are going to run a workout down on the flats (pointing to the HPER fields) right? &#8230; You are not going to make us run hills again are you? &#8230; I would rather run 400s than 800s today.&#8221;\u00a0\u2013\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/Butte%20Races\/CDT-14K\/2010\/Photos\/Choquette\/026Choquette.jpg\">Susan Kaluza<\/a>, 26 April\u00a0\u201811<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0\u201cI don&#8217;t like the downhills in that race. I got bad blisters.\u201d \u2013\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/Whiners\/Photos\/3Whines.JPG\">Jeff Braun<\/a>, 15 Mar \u201811<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cWhy do they have to leave so early to run? It\u2019s still dark and cold then.\u201d\u00a0\u2013\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/Whiners\/Photos\/nicole.jpg\">Nicole Hunt<\/a>, Dec \u201810<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI will try to show \u2013 if you aren\u2019t running that forsaken hill!\u201d \u2013\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/Whiners\/Photos\/bazzy.jpg\">Michele Bazzanella<\/a>, Nov \u201810 Facebook post<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cWind blows at us both ways.\u201d\u00a0\u2013\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/Whiners\/Photos\/GaryHoar.jpg\">Gary Hoar<\/a>, 10 Sept \u201810<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI hate hills.\u201d \u2013\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/Whiners\/Photos\/kallas.jpg\">Mike Kallas<\/a>, 31 Aug \u201810<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201c3+4 is 7, not 6.\u201d\u00a0\u2013\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/Whiners\/Photos\/Ozzie2010.jpg\">Ozzie Rosenleaf<\/a>, 3 Aug \u201810\u00a0disputing doing one more hill rep than planned.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI had the hardest relay leg. Mitch cheated on his time. Georgia and Eddi had the easiest course.\u201d \u2013\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/images\/Wulfmen.jpg\">Don Tamietti<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cFrom up here that cattle guard looks like looking at Butte from the Lady of the Rockies.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI hate wolf run. It was too muddy.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI\u2019m not running the race. The shirts are ugly.\u201d\u00a0\u2013\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/Whiners\/Photos\/Eddi.jpg\">Eddi Walker<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cIt is so cold out here that my watch froze.\u201d \u2013 Keri Petritz<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cYou guys would have waited for Eddi. But you won\u2019t wait for me!\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI hope someone\u2019s going to bring me the cinnamon rolls. I\u2019m not sure I can make it down the hill to them.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cWhere was that cloud 20 minutes ago?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI can\u2019t go running. I ate too much cookie dough.\u201d \u2013\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/Whiners\/Photos\/moe.jpg\">Moe Tomich<\/a>, 2000<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI got home late. I hate to mow the lawn. Whinne \u2026\u2026 moan\u2026.\u201d\u00a0\u2013\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/Whiners\/Photos\/jt.jpg\">John Tomich<\/a>, 2000<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cIf I run that race my knees will be the size of grapefruits.\u201d \u2013\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/Whiners\/Photos\/amber.jpg\">Amber Wood-Jensen<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cYou can tell the person that parked the car didn\u2019t run a marathon.\u201d\u00a0\u2013\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/Butte%20Races\/Vets%20Day\/Streakers\/1958WulfSenior.jpg\">Wulfman<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI\u2019m tired already.\u201d\u00a0\u2013\u00a0Cheryl &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/Whiners\/Photos\/Harrington2Warden.jpg\">The Warden<\/a>&#8221; Peterslie (heading to starting line).<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI thought that was the course.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI may get blisters. I forgot my running socks.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cIt\u2019s too hot! 95\u25e6 in the shade. I\u2019m not going to run\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cIf you like running in a foot of snow, in deep ruts, you will love the Snow Joke.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cOh, I can\u2019t do the hills behind Tech, but change to the church and I\u2019ll be there.\u201d\u00a0\u2013\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/Whiners\/Photos\/RayU.jpg\">Ray Ueland<\/a>\u00a0(no show)<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI won\u2019t run in this shit.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI\u2019m too tired.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI\u2019m tired. I have too much work to do.\u201d (It was the truth)<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cA drunkin no-show.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI\u2019m only running the 3-mile \u2013 I\u2019m still sore from last weekend\u2019s run.\u201d \u2013\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/Whiners\/Photos\/wulfdog.jpg\">John Wulf<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cJohnny Wulf said \u20184 corners, only 3 roads\u2019.\u201d\u00a0\u2013\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/Whiners\/Photos\/Bruce2Warden.jpg\">Bruce Robinson<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cThis is a lot steeper than yesterday.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cNow I wish I would have run at Pony.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cIt has to be more than a f-ing mile!\u201d\u00a0\u2013\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/Whiners\/Photos\/TammyWisner.jpg\">Tammy Wisner<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cA half hour ago the snow was melting.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI can\u2019t make it. I\u2019m too sick (cold) after spending the night drinking.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cYou splashed me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI thought it was Tuesday.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cHurry up. Get me outta here before the bugs carry me out.\u201d\u00a0\u2013\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/Whiners\/Photos\/Warden2Lester1999.jpg\">Jim Lester<\/a>, 12 July 1999<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cIs that all you left me?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI left my clothes at home.\u201d\u00a0\u2013\u00a0Ray Ueland<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cMy clothes are in my wife\u2019s car.\u201d\u00a0\u2013\u00a0Ray Ueland<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI\u2019m busy. Gotta go!\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI\u2019m hung over.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cIt\u2019s icy.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI\u2019m still in bed.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cToo late.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cIt\u2019s too hot.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cIt\u2019s long.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI\u2019ve got a sore %$#&amp;.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cMy track is locked in.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cIt\u2019s too muddy.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cIt\u2019s raining.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI didn\u2019t hear the starting gun.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cOh no. I ran too fast.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cBruce runs away from me.\u201d\u00a0\u2013\u00a0Cheryl &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/Whiners\/Photos\/Warden2Lester.jpg\">The Warden<\/a>&#8221; Peterslie<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cToo early.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI think it\u2019s going to ______.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cIt\u2019s snowing.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cIt\u2019s cold.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cDoctors orders.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cIt\u2019s getting dark.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cMy car will get dusty.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI\u2019m ill.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI have to work.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cOh, a hill.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cYou didn\u2019t show.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cYou\u2019re early.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cYou\u2019re late.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cWhere\u2019s the trophy?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cMy wife said I can\u2019t play with you guys.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<strong>Sponsored by<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0Butte\u2019s Piss &amp; Moan Runners present\u2026The Whiner Award\u00a0for the most professional (cry baby) pissin\u2019 &amp; moaning about nothing. Whiners beware. This award could soon belong to you. The award has a long and inglorious history that is tightly bound to the origin of\u00a0Butte&#8217;s Piss &amp; Moan Runners. Since 1994, Bruce &#8220;Red\u00a0Dog&#8221; Robinson and the other [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"templates\/page-content-only.php","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-12","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/12","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"http:\/\/buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/12\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38,"href":"http:\/\/buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/12\/revisions\/38"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buttespissandmoanrunners.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}